Well, I won't be the Mother of the Year Award this year. Not sure who actually gives out this award, but I'm pretty sure they won't be calling me this year. (Not like they've been banging down my door any other year either. They must have some sort of timer on how much TV your kids watch or something.) I thought I may still be able to redeem myself after
this incident, but now all hopes are dashed.
Tuesday morning London was laying (lying?) on the changing table, all changed, dressed, and ready to go for the morning. I took two steps to the closet to get her shoes and she stood up, tripped, and fell off the table. After I knew she wasn't paralyzed, I knew something else was wrong. She was holding her wrist and wouldn't stop crying. I gave her ibuprofen which seemed to calm her enough to fall asleep on my shoulder at 9 am. We went into the pediatrician who put a nice splint on it and sent us for x-rays.
See that little ace bandage poking out of her shirt? Thank goodness Primary Children's is now just a hop, skip, and a jump away at the Riverton Hospital. She was LOVING this place!
So the order for the x-ray was for her forearm and wrist. After doing 2 x-rays of her forearm, the tech came back and said that they didn't need to x-ray the wrist because they got what they needed.
Me: So, it's broken? (obviously)
Tech: Well, we can't say, you'll get a call from your doctor.
Me: (just trying to break him) Would you say then it might be broken?
Tech: Like I said, the doctor should call you shortly.
Me: Wow, you're good. Lawsuits ruin things for everyone, don't they?
Well, a short time later we got the call we'd been waiting on pins and needles for...yep...her little radius was in fact broken (shocker!). So, we made our way back to the pediatrician to get a lovely cast a couple days later so the swelling could go down. London was SO EXCITED!
See that excitement?
Looks like she wanted pink instead of purple. I never make the right choice.
Okay, okay...we can go back to the waiting room and look at the dang fish for the 234th time!
(True reason for the fit. She sat there just fine while the cast got put on.)
Feeling much better at home, with a little food in her belly, and saying goodbye to the aquarium of fish.
So, whoever invented the "waterproof" cast...I could kiss you right now! I had visions nightmares of trying to get a plastic bag on a squirmy 20 month old only to find out about this gem of a product. The nurse pracitioner let me know that it costs $10 for the waterproof lining where the normal non-waterproof lining costs only 45 cents. He said that insurance usually won't cover the waterproof kind. I told him I'd be happy to pay the difference (no brainer!). He said that they just cover the cost to "take care of their patients."
What a great office! Now that is customer service at it's finest! I asked him if my 654 other visits to their office for well-checks, ear infections, and a myriad of other issues over the past 4.5 years would likely have covered that extra $9.55 waterproof cast? He thought it probably would.
No Mom, I didn't really ask him that. But I was thinking it. I did think it was funny he was telling me how nice they were to cover the cost of the $10 waterproof cast. If it was $100 difference, got it, you rock! $9.55?!? Come on!
Four weeks of the little purple monster, then she'll have her arm back. She may be a total lefty by then.
So, while I am just a tad sad about not getting that MOTY award, I'm glad this happened now. I'd hate to go the whole year thinking I was in the running only to have her break her arm in December or something. Now it's only February and the pressure to win such an esteemed award is totally gone.
If you want me to watch your kids, send 'em over...we'll be watching TV.