August 7, 2009

Dear Ruby


Of all the cute, entertaining, educational, less-annoying kid shows out there, why is it that my daughter is always asking for you and Max? You drive me crazy! You're voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard. And where in the world are your parents? They probably got sick of listening to you too and high-tailed it out of there. How old is Max anyway? He can only say one word over and over again...so my guess would be 18 months old. And do you just send an 18-month-old to the store or to the mall by himself? Please. What kind of big sister are you?


Oops, I think I may have just accidentally erased all episodes from my DVR. Can't take it anymore.


Dora, you may have just become my new hero. Swiper no swiping!

6 comments:

  1. Have you seen Wonder Pets? I've never seen this Ruby thing, but Wonder Pets is so annoying and my kids sang it for days after we borrowed it from the library once, I always steer them away from the W videos at the library now.

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  2. YOU ARE HILARIOUS! Will you ever look at our Max with any sort of affection again?!

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  3. Amen to that. Have you ever seen Caillou?

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  4. we hate max and ruby with a passion. do they have parents? linc loves it-argh. it is painful to get through. good luck!

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  5. Oh my gosh, I can't agree more with you. My boys are the exact same way. My hubby and I can't figure out what it is that attracts them to those two parent-less children. We've moved on to Dora and Diego in the last little while. Hopefully that sticks. :)

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  6. so funny! that's how i feel about Barney...hate that purple dino. Good luck with that. your girls are darling.

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