Jonathan: So, I think that this baby is going to be our biggest one yet.
Me: Oh ya, what makes you say that?
Jonathan: Because you are the biggest I've ever seen you.
Hold that thought while I run and return your Christmas present.
On the phone not more than 24 hours later...
Jonathan: So are you worried at all about losing the weight from this baby?
Me: Uh, no...why? Are you?
Disclaimer: While this sounds like I'm married to a big jerk of a husband who is freaking out about his expanding wife, he's not and he knows I don't get offended about stuff like this...just like to tell people for a laugh and a good reaction. He's never been given the Top Ten List of things to NEVER say to a pregnant woman. He could remedy all of this by simply letting me name the baby what I want.
I received a text earlier today that said, "You choose the baby name from this list of 3: Ethan, Sparticus, Optimus Prime" OP is kind of a cool name, right?
I am voting for the name sparticus!! If guys only knew they might be a lot more sympathetic :) I told jd the other day one of the first questions I am going to ask God is.. "Why don't men get to take a turn in being pregnant". That is too funny!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, I had lots of catching up to do! I have got to get back in the blog habit... Finley looked over my shoulder and everytime she saw a picture of London she would say "Finley!". lol at Jonny's comments. I can't believe how close you are! That pregnancy flew by...well for me it did :) Girls room looks so cute! Thanks for keeping me in the loop. Love you guys!
ReplyDeleteFunny--he needed to have a couple sisters. Optimus Prime....you could call him Opie. :)
ReplyDeleteFirst of all,I can't immagine that you're big compared to any normal pregnant woman. Second,you're amazing at keeping your blog updated. thanks. its so fun to read.
ReplyDeleteWell you do have a brother named OJ right? He'd fit right in :)
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. And here I was thinking on Sunday that you completely camouflaged that baby under the snowy white ruffles to perfection. I almost couldn't even tell you were pregnant! Losing the weight from this baby... hardy har-har. Oh, Jonathan, you have no idea how sexy this woman is this far along. It could be worse.... oh, SO much worse...
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